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Warnings: language, mature themes, violence, death, dumb sims and bad jokes.

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Season 1 Episode 4: The Magic Show

After the shocking events of Episode Three, the remaining contestants could do little more than stare vacantly at their surroundings.


“Half a second!” shouted Lunk. “I can’t believe I lost by HALF A SECOND!”

“It’s not a big deal,” said Zerferlumpagus. “You’re still alive, aren’t you?”

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Season 1, Episode 2: The Pool Party

Ybella’s death hit everyone like a tonne of bricks, but not quite like that because then they would all be dead and the show would be over.


Banji in particular was heartbroken. After all the doors were unlocked, he went into her hut to pay his respects.

“Oh, Ybella!” he cried. “I can still smell your perfume!”

Unfortunately, he was an idiot and had wandered into Porge’s hut by mistake.

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Season 1, Episode 1: The Cook-Off

One fine day

One misty morning

One slightly overcast

It was a bad day, okay? The sun wasn’t shining and the birds weren’t chirping and everyone agreed that the grass was a really weird colour of grey when these eight suckers were ditched on a random lot in Bridgeport.


“Hey, this isn’t the Bahamas,” said the guy at the front of the group. They’d been duped by a man in a pest control van selling tickets for a tropical getaway. “Also, this definitely isn’t grass.”

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